you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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