Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Randomize
