Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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