i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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