Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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