where am i from again
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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