What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
he wants to bone in the snuggie
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Randomize
