i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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