I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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