covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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