i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
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My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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