god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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