he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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