She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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