It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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