"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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