You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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