So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Randomize
