when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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