.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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