That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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