my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
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