Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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