doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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