You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
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