If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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