Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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