I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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