Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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