Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
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