I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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