You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
well you can't waste a boner
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
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