she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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