Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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