haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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