he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
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I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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