After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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