Only a mothe r could love this liver
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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