Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
