Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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