I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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