Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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