Kiss
Puke
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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