if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
