This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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