Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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