i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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