Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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