Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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