So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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