i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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