i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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