Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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